Q. What do you call a woman who couldn’t convert an AML to AUMs if her life depended on it, much less compute a forage allocation for livestock in an area set aside for wild horses, but graduated with honors from the Billings School of PZP Darting?
A. An advocate.
Q. What do you call a ranching advocacy group that recruits dozens of such women every year to poison wild mares with restricted-use pesticides?
A. The Campaign Against America’s Wild Horses.
Q. Who should you call if you see said women applying said pesticides in areas used for animal agriculture, a purpose for which they were not registered?
A. Law enforcement.
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