Last month, you bought a five bedroom home but just found out that four of the bedrooms have been reserved for illegal aliens.
Therefore, your wife needs to go on birth control to make sure your family does not outgrow its allocated share of the dwelling, previously referred to as ‘your house.’
Are you going to accept that?
The writer of a guest column in today’s edition of The Salt Lake Tribune does, only he’s talking about lands set aside for wild horses, not five bedroom homes.
