Like their overlords, the Campaign Against America’s Wild Horses, the Salt River Wild Horse Darting Group sells mass sterilization as wild horse preservation.
Here’s the deal: If you hit the links they’ll hit the mares with PZP-laced darts.
Then they’ll quietly slip out of town before you realize they’ve ruined the herd forever.
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